Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th March 2002

Dilbert//4720, first published 24 years ago on Monday 18th March 2002

Tags

low morale monkey at zoo fling shit survey request for survey

Official transcript

The Boss says to Carol, "Carol, put together a survey to find out why morale is so low."

Carol responds, "Survey?!! You could ask any monkey at the zoo what the problem is."

The Boss is talking to a monkey through zoo bars. The Boss says, "Do NOT fling that. I repeat..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, PUT TOGETHER A SURVEY TO FIND OUT WHY MORALE IS SO LOW.

SURVEY?!! YOU COULD ASK ANY MONKEY AT THE ZOO WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

DO NOT FLING THAT. I REPEAT..

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