Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd March 2002

Dilbert//4724, first published 24 years ago on Friday 22nd March 2002

Tags

elbonia nuclear power warhead enemies kneebonia match

Official transcript

A newscaster on television says, "The impoverished nation of Elbonia became a nuclear power today."

Dilbert pours coffee and watches the news. The newscaster continues, "They plan to test their one and only warhead to frighten their enemies in Kneebonia."

Two Elbonians are carrying the warhead. One Elbonian says, "I'M not going to ask him for a match. YOU ask him!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE IMPOVERISHED NATION OF ELBONIA BECAME A NUCLEAR POWER TODAY.

THEY PLAN TO TEST THEIR ONE AND ONLY WARHEAD TO FRIGHTEN THEIR ENEMIES IN KNEEBONIA.

I'M NOT GOING TO ASK HIM FOR A MATCH. YOU ASK HIM!

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