Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st March 2002

Dilbert//4723, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 21st March 2002

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elbonians classified ad nuclear war head russian craftsmanship third world countries slingshot hundred yards

Official transcript

Two Elbonians show up at Dilbert's house door. Dogbert opens. An Elbonian says, "We saw your classified ad for a nuclear warhead."

Dogbert says, "It's genuine Russian craftsmanship, ideal for menacing other third-world countries."

An Elbonian responds, "Sweet."

An Elbonian holds the warhead and says, "Our slingshot can fling this a hundred yards. Is that enough?"

Dogbert looks at their briefcase full of money and says, "That's plenty."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE SAW YOUR CLASSIFIED AD FOR A NUCLEAR WARHEAD.

IT'S GENUINE RUSSIAN CRAFTSMANSHIP, IDEAL FOR MENACING OTHER THIRD-WORLD COUNTRIES.

SWEET OUR SLINGSHOT CAN FLING THIS A HUNDRED YARDS. IS THAT ENOUGH?

THAT'S PLENTY.

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