Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th March 2002

Dilbert//4728, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 26th March 2002

Tags

water company pipe water toothpaste turn faucet pudding meteor

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "If the water company can pipe water to my house, why can't the toothpaste company do the same?"

The Boss continues, "The toothpaste factory should have a pipe to every home so you can turn a faucet..."

The Boss continues, "And don't even get me started about pudding."

Dilbert hits his fists together and thinks, "Meteor, meteor, meteor, meteor."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF THE WATER COMPANY CAN PIPE WATER TO MY HOUSE, WHY CAN'T THE TOOTHPASTE COMPANY DO THE SAME?

THE TOOTHPASTE FACTORY SHOULD HAVE A PIPE TO EVERY HOME SO YOU CAN TURN A FAUCET...

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT PUDDING.

METEOR METEOR METEOR METEOR

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