Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th March 2002

Dilbert//4727, first published 24 years ago on Monday 25th March 2002

Tags

restructed repurposed reassigned volunteered to quit

Official transcript

The Boss says to Ted, "Ted, you have ten seconds to decide if you want to be restructured, repurposed, or reassigned."

Ted exclaims, "Repurposed! No, wait.. restructured.. No, reassigned! No, repurposed!"

Catbert asks The Boss, "How many people volunteered to quit and didn't know?"

The Boss responds, "Two out of Three!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO BE RESTRUCTURED, REPURPOSED OR REASSIGNED.

REPURPOSED! NO.

WAIT... RESTRUCTURED... NO, REASSIGNED! NO.

REPURPOSED!

HOW MANY PEOPLE VOLUNTEERED TO QUIT AND DIDN'T KNOW?

TWO OUT OF THREE!

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