Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th March 2002

Dilbert//4731, first published 24 years ago on Friday 29th March 2002

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20% pay cuts downsize sounds promising

Official transcript

The Boss addresses a meeting, "You can take 20% pay cuts or I'll have to downsize one of you."

The Boss continues, "I know you're like a family but... Yes, Wally?"

All of the coworkers are pointing at Wally. Wally doesn't know. He says, "Tell us more about the pay cut. That sounds promising."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CAN TAKE 20% PAY CUTS OR I'LL HAVE TO DOWNSIZE ONE OF YOU.

I KNOW YOU'RE LIKE A FAMILY BUT...

YES, WALLY?

TELL US MORE ABOUT THE PAY CUT. THAT SOUNDS PROMISING.

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