Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th March 2002

Dilbert//4732, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 30th March 2002

Tags

email employees leave too early menacing pose more cars in lot own email parking lot business

Official transcript

Dorie's Boss says to Dorie, "Dorie, send an e-mail: employees are leaving work too early."

Dorie's Boss continues, "I was to see more cars in the parking lot after 6 p.m. otherwise, heads will roll!"

Dorie responds, "You type your own e-mail."

The Boss replies, "I can't do that AND do this menacing pose at the same time."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DORIE, SEND AN EMAIL: EMPLOYEES ARE LEAVING WORK TOO EARLY.

I WANT TO SEE MORE CARS IN THE PARKING LOT AFTER 6 P.M.

OTHERWISE, HEADS WILL ROLL!

YOU TYPE YOUR OWN EMAIL.

I CAN'T DO THAT AND DO THIS MENACING POSE AT THE SAME TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Parking Lot Pandemonium"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2002, revolves around the character Dori, who is frustrated with her coworkers leaving work too early. To address this issue, she emails her boss, suggesting that they move the parking lot after 6 p.m. otherwise, heads will roll.

However, her boss misinterprets her email and assumes she is threatening him. He responds by typing his own email, which reads: "I can't do that and do this menacing pose at the same time." The comic strip humorously portrays the miscommunication and the absurdity of the situation.

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