Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th March 2002

Dilbert//4732, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 30th March 2002

Tags

email employees leave too early menacing pose more cars in lot own email parking lot business

Official transcript

Dorie's Boss says to Dorie, "Dorie, send an e-mail: employees are leaving work too early."

Dorie's Boss continues, "I was to see more cars in the parking lot after 6 p.m. otherwise, heads will roll!"

Dorie responds, "You type your own e-mail."

The Boss replies, "I can't do that AND do this menacing pose at the same time."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DORIE, SEND AN EMAIL: EMPLOYEES ARE LEAVING WORK TOO EARLY.

I WANT TO SEE MORE CARS IN THE PARKING LOT AFTER 6 P.M.

OTHERWISE, HEADS WILL ROLL!

YOU TYPE YOUR OWN EMAIL.

I CAN'T DO THAT AND DO THIS MENACING POSE AT THE SAME TIME.

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