Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st April 2002

Dilbert//4734, first published 24 years ago on Monday 1st April 2002

Tags

avoid finsihing surplus employees wrong about knowing

Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally and Dilbert, "Business is way down. You know what you need to do."

Wally responds, "Avoid finishing anything so we never appear to be surplus employees?"

Wally continues, "Maybe this would be a good time to admit that you were wrong about us knowing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BUSINESS IS WAY DOWN. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.

AVOID FINISHING ANYTHING 50 WE NEVER APPEAR TO BE SURPLUS EMPLOYEES?

MAYBE THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT US KNOWING.

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