Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd April 2002

Dilbert//4735, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 2nd April 2002

Tags

buzzwords strung together same status reprt every week eleven years mission statement

Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally, "Wally, your status report is just a bunch of buzzwords strung together."

Wally replies, "I've been giving you that same status report every week for eleven years."

Wally continues, "Five years ago you adopted it as our mission statement."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, YOUR STATUS REPORT IS JUST A BUNCH OF BUZZWORDS STRUNG TOGETHER.

I'VE BEEN GIVING YOU THAT SAME STATUS REPORT EVERY WEEK FOR ELEVEN YEARS.

FIVE YEARS AGO YOU ADOPTED IT AS OUR MISSION STATEMENT.

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