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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th April 2002

Dilbert//4739, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 6th April 2002


Tags

safety tip bend knees bang head art or science


Official transcript

The Boss types, "Safety Tip of the Day:"

The Boss continues typing, "Always bend your knees when banging your head against a wall."

The Boss thinks, "I can't remember if managing is an art or a science."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SAFETY TIP OF THE DAY: ALWAYS BEND YOUR KNEES WHEN BANGING YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL.

I CAN'T REMEMBER IF MANAGING IS AN ART OR A SCIENCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Safety Tip of the Day"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace woes.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk, looking unimpressed as he receives a safety tip from his computer monitor.
  • The tip advises him to "always bend your knees when banging your head against a wall."
  • Dilbert responds with a witty remark, saying, "I can't remember if managing is an art or a science."
  • The strip pokes fun at the absurdity of workplace safety tips and the challenges of managing others.

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