Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th April 2002

Dilbert//4738, first published 24 years ago on Friday 5th April 2002

Tags

dogbert tech support

Official transcript

Headline: Dogbert Tech Support. Dogbert says into his telephone headset, "It works fine on my machine."

On the other end of the line, the customer says, "Yes, but this call is about MY PC. May we talk about MY problem now?"

Dogbert replies, "Okay, your PC is defective and you're selfish. That's an attractive package you've got going there."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT IT WORKS FINE ON MY MACHINE.

YES, BUT THIS CALL IS ABOUT MY PC.

MAY WE TALK ABOUT MY PROBLEM NOW?

OKAY. YOUR PC IS DEFECTIVE AND YOU'RE SELFISH. THAT'S AN ATTRACTIVE PACKAGE YOU'VE GOT GOING THERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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