Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th April 2002

Dilbert//4741, first published 24 years ago on Monday 8th April 2002

Tags

good news promoting work pay and title promotion scaring me

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Good news, Dilbert. I'm promoting you to more work!"

The Boss continues, "It's the same pay and title. But it must be good because I called it a promotion and I'm smiling!"

The Boss forces a severe smile and says, "Still..smiling..good...news..."

Dilbert responds, "You're scaring me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOOD NEWS, DILBERT.

I'M PROMOTING YOU TO MORE WORK!

IT'S THE SAME PAY AND TITLE. BUT IT MUST BE GOOD BECAUSE I CALLED IT A PROMOTION AND I'M SMILING!

STILL...

SMILING..

GOOD.

NEWS.

YOU'RE SCARING .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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