Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th April 2002

Dilbert//4742, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 9th April 2002

Tags

bragging hours per week made up reorganized pattern seventy hours sixty hours complaining

Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally, and Alice are eating lunch. Dilbert says, "I worked sixty hours last week."

Alice replies, "That's nothing. I worked seventy hours."

Wally says, "That's nothing..."

Wally continues, "Oh, wait... I just recognized the pattern."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WORKED SIXTY HOURS LAST WEEK.

THAT'S NOTHING.

I WORKED SEVENTY HOURS.

THAT'S NOTHING...

OH, WAIT... I JUST RECOGNIZED THE PATTERN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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