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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th April 2002

Dilbert//4746, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 13th April 2002


Tags

manager individual contributor job description wear huge glasses


Official transcript

Dilbert is talking to a woman. She asks, "Are you a manager?"

Dilbert responds, "No, I'm an individual contributor."

The woman says, "So, basically, you have the same job description as an ant?"

Dilbert responds, "I'd like to see an ant try to wear huge glasses like these!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ARE YOU A MANAGER?

NO, I'M AN INDIVIDUAL CONTRIBUTOR.

SO, BASICALLY, YOU HAVE THE SAME JOB DESCRIPTION AS AN ANT?

I'D LIKE TO SEE AN ANT TRY TO WEAR HUGE GLASSES LIKE THESE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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