Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th April 2002

Dilbert//4747, first published 24 years ago on Sunday 14th April 2002

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little people allowed strategy decisions project opal executive intuition budget cut opal project named after daughter increase budget secret meetings decision makers

Official transcript

The Boss addresses a meeting, "All the important decision-makers in the company in this room."

The Boss continues, "No little people are allowed because we'll be making important strategy decisions."

The Boss continues, "First, let's make decisions about project Opal."

The Boss continues, "Does anyone know what the project is or what we need to decide?"

A man raises his hand and says, "My executive intuition tells me we should cut the budget by 10%."

Another man turns to him and says, "I think Opal is one of your projects. It's named after your daughter."

The first speaker grabs his own head and says, "Wait.. a new intuition is coming in now... it says to increase the budget."

Dilbert asks the Boss, "Why are those meetings secret?"

The Boss replies, "You don't want to know."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALL THE IMPORTANT DECISION- MAKERS IN THE COMPANY ARE IN THIS ROOM.

NO LITTLE PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED BECAUSE WE'LL BE MAKING IMPORTANT STRATEGY DECISIONS.

FIRST, LET'S MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT PROJECT OPAL.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE PROJECT IS OR WHAT WE NEED TO DECIDE?

MY EXECUTIVE INTUITION TELLS ME WE SHOULD CUT THE BUDGET BY 10%.

I THINK OPAL IS ONE OF YOUR PROJECTS.

IT'S NAMED AFTER YOUR DAUGHTER.

DOPAL WAIT... A NEW INTUITION IS COMING IN NOW...

IT SAYS TO INCREASE THE BUDGET.

WHY ARE THOSE MEETINGS SECRET?

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Budget Cuts"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a meeting where the company is discussing budget cuts. The conversation begins with the CEO, Opal, introducing a new project called "Project Opal" and asking if anyone knows what it is or what they need to decide. The employees are confused, and one of them, Dilbert, asks if the project is related to the company's budget. Opal responds that it's a new intuition that will increase the budget.

As the meeting progresses, the employees express their concerns about the budget cuts, with one employee suggesting that Opal's executive intuition should be cut by 10%. Opal rejects this idea, stating that Opal is one of her projects and should be named after her daughter.

The meeting ends with the employees still confused and unsure about the purpose of Project Opal. The final panel shows Dilbert walking out of the meeting room, looking frustrated and unsure about what just happened.

Key Points:

• The company is discussing budget cuts.
• Opal introduces a new project called "Project Opal" without explaining its purpose.
• Employees are confused and concerned about the budget cuts.
• Opal rejects the idea of cutting her executive intuition by 10%.
• The meeting ends with employees still confused and unsure about the purpose of Project Opal.

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