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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd April 2002

Dilbert//4755, first published 24 years ago on Monday 22nd April 2002


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training budget slashed cancel class already paid appear smart while secretly stupid


Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "The training budget got slashed. You have to cancel your class."

Dilbert responds, "We already paid for the class."

The Boss replies, "We'll look bad if you go."

Dilbert says, "So, our plan is to appear smart while secretly being stupid?"

The Boss replies, "You can make anything sound bad."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE TRAINING BUDGET GOT SLASHED.

YOU HAVE TO CANCEL YOUR CLASS.

WE ALREADY PAID FOR THE CLASS.

WE'LL LOOK BAD IF YOU GO.

SO, OUR PLAN IS TO APPEAR SMART WHILE SECRETLY BEING STUPID?

YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING SOUND BAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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