Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd April 2002

Dilbert//4756, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 23rd April 2002

Tags

engineering anaysis unnecessary assignment non existent software sweet smell

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert and Wally, "It's critical that you finish this engineering analysis by Tuesday."

Dilbert says, "Aahh.. It has the sweet smell of an unnecessary assignment."

Wally says, "Yes, I can smell it from here."

Dilbert says, "Feasibility of using non-existent software."

Wally giggles, "Hee Hee!"

The Boss says, "Stop being you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S CRITICAL THAT YOU FINISH THIS ENGINEERING ANALYSIS BY TUESDAY.

... IT HAS THE SWEET SMELL OF AN UNNECESSARY ASSIGNMENT.

YES, I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE.

STOP FEASIBILITY BEING OF USING YOU.

NONEXISTENT SOFTWARE.

HEE HEE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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