Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th April 2002

Dilbert//4760, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 27th April 2002

Tags

management decision too distarcted make informed decison random no answer

Official transcript

Dilbert says to The Boss, "...And that's why I need a management decision."

The Boss says, "Hi, Bill!"

Dilbert says, "But you are too distracted to make an informed decision, so this will be random."

The Boss says, "Bob!"

Dilbert says, "And here it comes."

The Boss replies, "Would 'No' be an answer to anything you said?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

... AND THAT'S WHY I NEED A MANAGEMENT DECISION.

HI, BILL!

BUT YOU ARE TOO DISTRACTED TO MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION, SO THIS WILL BE RANDOM.

BOB!

AND HERE IT COMES.

WOULD "NO" BE AN ANSWER TO ANYTHING YOU SAID?

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