Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th April 2002

Dilbert//4759, first published 24 years ago on Friday 26th April 2002

Tags

walk and talk not their names boss waves distarcted

Official transcript

Dilbert approaches The Boss and asks, "Do you have a second?"

The Boss replies, "Walk and talk."

Dilbert begins, "So, the supplier won't.."

The Boss interrupts him with, "Hi, Pete. Hey, Tim. Hi, Barb. How are you? Not bad. Hi."

Dilbert says, "Um.. Those aren't their names."

The Boss replies, "My way is easier... Hi, Ted."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE A SECOND?

WALK AND TALK.

SO, THE SUPPLIER WON'T...

HI, PETE.

HEY, TIM.

HI, BARB.

HOW ARE YOU? NOT BAD. HI.

UM... THOSE AREN'T THEIR NAMES.

MY WAY IS EASIER.

HI, TED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hello, My Name is Ted"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor, interacting with his coworkers.
• The conversation begins with Dilbert asking if someone has a second, to which the coworker responds by walking and talking.
• Dilbert then introduces himself to the group, but instead of using his real name, he uses his nickname, Ted.
• The coworker is confused by this and asks why Dilbert is using a nickname, to which he replies that it's easier.
• The conversation ends with Dilbert saying "hi, ted" and the coworker responding with a confused expression.

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