Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd May 2002

Dilbert//4766, first published 24 years ago on Friday 3rd May 2002

Tags

alice performance needs supervision protest evil purr

Official transcript

Catbert says to The Boss, "Write on Alice's performance review, 'Needs too much supervision.'"

Catbert continues, "When she goes to your office to protest, say, 'See what I mean?'"

Catbert finishes, "Ooh! That was so evil I need to purr with my lips!"

He spits all over the boss while purring, "P-p-p-urr.. p-p-p-urrr.. p-p-p-p-urr."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WRITE ON ALICE'S PERFORMANCE REVIEW, "NEEDS TOO MUCH SUPERVISION. " WHEN SHE GOES TO YOUR OFFICE TO PROTEST, SAY, "SEE WHAT I MEAN?" OOH! THAT WAS SO EVIL I NEED TO PURR WITH MY LIPS!

P-P-P-URRR..

P-P-P-URRR PPPURR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Performance Review"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding, and bespectacled man, seated at his desk. He is accompanied by his red cat, who is perched on the desk, sporting a pair of glasses.

Scene Breakdown:

• Panel 1: Dilbert is shown writing on a piece of paper, with the caption "WRITE ON ALICE'S PERFORMANCE REVIEW 'NEEDS TOO MUCH SUPERVISION.'"
• Panel 2: The red cat is depicted sitting on the desk, looking at Dilbert with a smug expression, as if it is the one being reviewed.
• Panel 3: Dilbert is shown holding a piece of paper, with the caption "WHEN SHE GOES TO YOUR OFFICE TO PROTEST, SAY, 'SEE WHAT I MEAN?'"
• Panel 4: The red cat is shown with its mouth open, as if it is about to speak, with the caption "OOH THAT WAS SO EVIL I NEED TO PURR WITH MY LIPS!"

Overall:

The comic strip humorously portrays the absurdity of workplace politics and the power dynamics between employees and their supervisors. The use of a cat as a character adds a touch of whimsy and satire to the strip.

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