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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd May 2002

Dilbert//4766, first published 24 years ago on Friday 3rd May 2002


Tags

alice performance needs supervision protest evil purr


Official transcript

Catbert says to The Boss, "Write on Alice's performance review, 'Needs too much supervision.'"

Catbert continues, "When she goes to your office to protest, say, 'See what I mean?'"

Catbert finishes, "Ooh! That was so evil I need to purr with my lips!"

He spits all over the boss while purring, "P-p-p-urr.. p-p-p-urrr.. p-p-p-p-urr."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WRITE ON ALICE'S PERFORMANCE REVIEW, "NEEDS TOO MUCH SUPERVISION. " WHEN SHE GOES TO YOUR OFFICE TO PROTEST, SAY, "SEE WHAT I MEAN?" OOH! THAT WAS SO EVIL I NEED TO PURR WITH MY LIPS!

P-P-P-URRR..

P-P-P-URRR PPPURR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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