Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th May 2002

Dilbert//4767, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 4th May 2002

Tags

too much supervision review insanity time wasting lard filled suit supervising

Official transcript

Alice exclaims at The Boss, "My review says I 'Need too much supervision.' Are you insane?!"

Alice continues, "Most days I can't get your time-wasting, lard-filled suit out of my cubicle with a freakin' crane!!"

Alice realizes, "GAAA!! It's a trap! You're supervising me too much right now!!"

The Boss replies, "I win."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY REVIEW SAYS I "NEED TOO MUCH SUPERVISION. " ARE YOU INSANE?!

MOST DAYS I CAN'T GET YOUR TIME- WASTING, LARD- FILLED SUIT OUT OF MY CUBICLE WITH A FREAKIN' CRANE!!

GAAA!! IT'S A TRAP!

YOU'RE SUPERVISING ME TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!

WIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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