Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th May 2002

Dilbert//4769, first published 24 years ago on Monday 6th May 2002

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minutes meeting read minutes irrelevant things said men are idiots bad descions implied business

Official transcript

In a meeting, The Boss says to Alice, "Alice, would you read the minutes from our last meeting?"

Alice reads, "People said irrelevant things. Bad decisions were made. Men are idiots."

The Boss responds, "I don't remember that last part."

Alice says, "It was implied."

Wally is asleep.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, WOULD YOU READ THE MINUTES FROM OUR LAST MEETING?

PEOPLE SAID IRRELEVANT THINGS. BAD DECISIONS WERE MADE. MEN ARE IDIOTS.

I DON'T REMEMBER THAT LAST PART.

IT WAS IMPLIED.

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