Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th May 2002

Dilbert//4770, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 7th May 2002

Tags

successful fish market inspirational book characters book title characters depressing

Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally, "I'm giving everyone on my staff this inspirational book about a successful fish market!"

The Boss continues, "I want you to be like the characters in the book."

Wally says to Dilbert, "The title characters get captured, tossed around and eaten."

Dilbert looks at the book and says, "Depressing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GIVING EVERYONE ON MY STAFF THIS INSPIRATIONAL BOOK ABOUT A SUCCESSFUL FISH MARKET!

I WANT YOU TO BE LIKE THE CHARACTERS IN THE BOOK.

THE TITLE CHARACTERS GET CAPTURED, TOSSED AROUND AND EATEN.

DEPRESSING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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