Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th May 2002

Dilbert//4773, first published 24 years ago on Friday 10th May 2002

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training cd brainwashed cuborg insurance cosmetic surgery jump off roof game system

Official transcript

Asok is half cyborg. He sits on the doctor's table and says, "My training CD went bad and brainwashed me to become a cyborg."

The doctor responds, "Your insurance doesn't cover cosmetic surgery but you can game the system by jumping off the roof."

Asok is on the roof, standing next to a man with intensely large ears. The man says to Asok, "I hear that the follow-up visits don't get any easier."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY TRAINING CD WENT BAD AND BRAINWASHED ME TO BECOME A CYBORG.

YOUR INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER COSMETIC SURGERY BUT YOU CAN GAME THE SYSTEM BY JUMPING OFF THE ROOF.

I HEAR THAT THE FOLLOWUP VISITS DON'T GET ANY EASIER.

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