Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th May 2002

Dilbert//4772, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 9th May 2002

Tags

training cd gone bad brainwashing cyborg brain washed

Official transcript

Dilbert, Asok, and Wally are eating lunch. Asok says, "My training CD has gone bad. It is brainwashing me to become a cyborg."

Dilbert responds, "Don't worry. Smart people such as you can't be brainwashed to do stupid things."

Asok has transformed into half cyborg. He approaches Dilbert and says, "Guess who doesn't know the first thing about brainwashing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY TRAINING CD HAS GONE BAD. IT IS BRAINWASHING CYBORG.

DON'T WORRY. SMART PEOPLE SUCH AS YOU CAN'T BE BRAINWASHED TO DO STUPID THINGS.

GUESS WHO DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT BRAINWASHING.

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