Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th May 2002

Dilbert//4777, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 14th May 2002

Tags

ceo visit hide in restorrom too soon start dream assignment

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Wally, our CEO is visiting next week. I want you to hide in the restroom."

Wally opens his drawer to take out his things. The Boss stops him and says, "It's too soon."

Wally replies, "It's never too soon to start a dream assignment."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, OUR CEO IS VISITING NEXT WEEK.

I WANT YOU TO HIDE IN THE RESTROOM.

IT'S TOO SOON.

IT'S NEVER TOO SOON TO START A DREAM ASSIGNMENT.

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