Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th May 2002

Dilbert//4778, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 15th May 2002

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powerpoint slides ceos visit needs to fix

Official transcript

The Boss says to Alice, "Have you finished your 'powerpoint' slides for the CEO's visit?"

Alice responds, "Yes. I'm focusing on all the things we do wrong. Because that's what he needs to fix."

The Boss' jaw drops. Alice continues, "Just kidding, there's no useful information."

The Boss replies, "Don't joke!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR "POWERPOINT" SLIDES FOR THE CEO'S VISIT?

YES. I'M FOCUSING ON ALL THE THINGS WE DO WRONG, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE NEEDS TO FIX.

JUST KIDDING.

THERE'S NO USEFUL INFORMATION.

DON'T JOKE!

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