Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd May 2002

Dilbert//4785, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 22nd May 2002

Tags

cubicle loser cruiser perfectly respectable get used to it demotion loser cry no reason to cry

Official transcript

Headline: Demoted. The Boss heads into his new cubicle and thinks, "A cubicle isn't so bad. I can get used to it."

The Boss sits in his new chair and trembles. He thinks, "It's perfectly respectable. There's no reason to cry."

The Boss is crying. Catbert approaches and asks, "How do you like your new 'Loser Cruiser?'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DEMOTED A CUBICLE ISN'T SO BAD. I CAN GET USED TO IT.

IT'S PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE.

THERE'S NO REASON TO CRY.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW "LOSER CRUISER"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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