Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd May 2002

Dilbert//4786, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 23rd May 2002

Tags

demoted one of the little people buddy anger eyebrows worked years snap out of it

Official transcript

Headline: Demoted. The Boss says to Dilbert, "Hey buddy, can you teach me to be one of the little people?"

Dilbert replies, "Buddy? My name is Dilbert. I worked for you for years."

The Boss says, "Okay, now I'll try. Am I doing the eyebrows right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DEMOTED HEY BUDDY, CAN YOU TEACH ME TO BE ONE OF THE LITTLE PEOPLE?

BUDDY? MY NAME IS DILBERT. I WORKED FOR YOU FOR YEARS.

OKAY, NOW I'LL TRY. AM I DOING THE EYEBROWS RIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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