Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th May 2002

Dilbert//4790, first published 24 years ago on Monday 27th May 2002

Tags

bandwidth budget double click engineer for week interface ping director scope batch mode

Official transcript

The Boss says to Alice and Dilbert, "Let's ping the director of marketing and double-click on the budget."

The Boss continues, "Then we can interface in batch mode and put a scope on his bandwidth."

Alice cringes and exclaims, "Please stop doing that!"

The Boss adds, "Have I mentioned that I was an engineer for a week?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S PING THE DIRECTOR OF MARKETING AND DOUBLE- CLICK ON THE BUDGET.

THEN WE CAN INTERFACE IN BATCH MODE AND PUT A SCOPE ON HIS BANDWIDTH.

PLEASE STOP DOING THAT!

HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I WAS AN ENGINEER FOR A WEEK?

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