Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd June 2002

Dilbert//4797, first published 24 years ago on Monday 3rd June 2002

Tags

need me page me soar flares low tide humidity equinoxes high tide

Official transcript

Wally says to The Boss, "If you need me, just page me."

Wally continues, "I'll cal you right back unless solar flares stop your page from getting through."

Wally finishes, "And of course you'll have some blockage during the high tide, low tide, humidity, and most of your equinoxes."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU NEED ME, JUST PAGE ME.

I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK UNLESS SOLAR FLARES STOP YOUR PAGE FROM GETTING THROUGH.

AND OF COURSE YOU'LL HAVE SOME BLOCKAGE DURING HIGH TIDE, LOW TIDE, HUMIDITY, AND MOST OF YOUR EQUINOXES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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