Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th June 2002

Dilbert//4798, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 4th June 2002

Tags

vacant offices layoffs nice office actual door

Official transcript

Dilbert says to The Boss, "We sure have a lot of vacant offices since the layoffs."

Dilbert continues, "I wouldn't mind having a nice office with an actual door. Why don't you let me have one?"

The Boss responds, "Okay, take one."

Dilbert shakes with anger and exclaims, "STOP TOYING WITH ME!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE SURE HAVE A LOT OF VACANT OFFICES SINCE THE LAYOFFS.

I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING A NICE OFFICE WITH AN ACTUAL DOOR. WHY DON'T YOU LET ME HAVE ONE?

OKAY.

TAKE ONE.

STOP TOYING WITH ME!

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