Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th June 2002

Dilbert//4800, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 6th June 2002

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desk feels better fluorescent lights close door teach him new office

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his new office. He thinks, "Aah.. Even the desk feels better when you have your own office."

Dilbert leans back in his chair and thinks, "The fluorescent lights are warmer and brighter."

Dilbert is sleeping in his underwear on top of his desk. The Boss says to Carol, "Remind me to teach him when to close the door."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AAH... EVEN THE DESK FEELS BETTER WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR OWN OFFICE.

THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTS ARE WARMER AND BRIGHTER.

REMIND ME TO TEACH HIM WHEN TO CLOSE THE DOOR

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