Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th June 2002

Dilbert//4799, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 5th June 2002

Tags

vacant private offcie last one ill-will coworkers diltopia take off shoes reverence

Official transcript

Dilbert is carrying a box. He says to Alice, "I'm moving into a vacant private office. I got the last one."

Dilbert continues, "I hope this doesn't cause ill-will in the cubicle-bound co- workers I'm leaving behind."

Alice furrows her brow. Dilbert continues, "All I ask is that when you enter Diltopia, you bow in reverence and take off your shoes."

Alice clenches her teeth in anger.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M MOVING INTO A VACANT PRIVATE OFFICE. I GOT THE LAST ONE.

I HOPE THIS DOESN'T CAUSE ILL-WILL IN THE CUBICLE-BOUND COWORKERS I'M LEAVING BEHIND.

ALL I ASK IS THAT WHEN YOU ENTER DILTOPIA, YOU BOW IN REVERENCE AND TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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