Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th June 2002

Dilbert//4808, first published 24 years ago on Friday 14th June 2002

Tags

engineering decison project need to act fiber capacity serial input meeting communication problems table business

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "I needed to make an engineering decision about your project this morning."

The Boss continues, "You'll need to act like you agree with it so I don't look stupid."

Dilbert is at a meeting. A coworker turns to Dilbert and says, "Explain to us how fiber capacity can be increased by serial input at breakfast."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEEDED TO MAKE AN ENGINEERING DECISION ABOUT YOUR PROJECT THIS MORNING.

YOU'LL NEED TO ACT LIKE YOU AGREE WITH IT SO I DON'T LOOK STUPID.

EXPLAIN TO US HOW FIBER CAPACITY CAN BE INCREASED BY SERIAL INPUT AT BREAKFAST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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