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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th June 2002

Dilbert//4809, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 15th June 2002


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roboboss trivial task insulted mange with machine plywoodboss handle it


Official transcript

The Boss introduces a robot to Dilbert, "This is Roboboss. He'll handle all of my trivial tasks."

Dilbert responds, "I'm totally insulted that you think you can manage us with a machine!"

The Boss turns to Roboboss and says, "Handle that."

Roboboss responds, "I'll delegate it to my assistant, Plywood Boss."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THIS IS ROBOBOSS.

HE'LL HANDLE ALL OF MY TRIVIAL TASKS.

I'M TOTALLY INSULTED THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN MANAGE US WITH A MACHINE!

HANDLE THAT.

I'LL DELEGATE IT TO MY ASSISTANT, PLYWOODBOSS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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