Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th June 2002

Dilbert//4811, first published 24 years ago on Monday 17th June 2002

Tags

accounting gimmicks accounting records destroy records illegal make confusing stockholders

Official transcript

Dilbert says to The Boss, "Stockholders are worried that our profits are nothing but accounting gimmicks."

The Boss responds, "I'm putting you in charge of destroying all of our accounting records."

Dilbert says, "That's illegal."

The Boss responds, "Oh. Then just make them more confusing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STOCKHOLDERS ARE WORRIED THAT OUR PROFITS ARE NOTHING BUT ACCOUNTING GIMMICKS.

I'M PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF DESTROYING ALL OF OUR ACCOUNTING RECORDS.

THAT'S ILLEGAL.

OH. THEN JUST MAKE THEM MORE CONFUSING.

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