Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th June 2002

Dilbert//4812, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 18th June 2002

Tags

ethical accounting records massive shortsell wrong one

Official transcript

Dilbert comes home and says to Dogbert, "My boss ordered me to make our accounting records more confusing. Is that ethical?"

Dogbert responds, "It's as ethical as the massive short-sell I'm going to place in the next ten seconds."

Dilbert says, "Maybe you're the wrong one to ask."

Dogbert yells into his phone, "NOW! NOW!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BOSS ORDERED ME TO MAKE OUR ACCOUNTING RECORDS MORE CONFUSING. IS THAT ETHICAL?

IT'S AS ETHICAL AS THE MASSIVE SHORT- SELL ORDER I'M GOING TO PLACE IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS.

MAYBE YOU'RE THE WRONG ONE TO ASK.

NOW!

NOW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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