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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th June 2002

Dilbert//4813, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 19th June 2002


Tags

accounting system accounting troll groupies worse place finance troll project


Official transcript

Dilbert says to an accounting troll, "I need you to be a subject matter expert on my accounting system project."

The troll asks, "Will it make the world a worse place to live?"

Dilbert replies, "I think so."

The troll continues, "I'm in."

Dilbert asks, "What's it like to be an accounting troll?"

The troll responds, "To be honest, I'm only in it for the groupies."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO BE A SUBJECT MATTER EXPERT ON MY ACCOUNTING SYSTEM PROJECT.

WILL IT MAKE THE WORLD A WORSE PLACE TO LIVE?

(I THINK SO.

I'M IN.

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE AN ACCOUNTING TROLL?

TO BE HONEST, I'M ONLY IN IT FOR THE GROUPIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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