Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th June 2002

Dilbert//4818, first published 24 years ago on Monday 24th June 2002

Tags

roboboss good work compliments employees shallow compliment feel good high five

Official transcript

Roboboss says to Alice, "I am Roboboss. You are a valuable asset. Keep up the good work."

Alice replies, "That is the most shallow compliment I have ever heard. But it still made me feel good."

Alice continues, "So.. Are you seeing anyone?"

Roboboss replies, "High five!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM ROBOBOSS. YOU ARE A VALUABLE ASSET. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

THAT IS THE MOST SHALLOW COMPLIMENT I HAVE EVER HEARD.

BUT IT STILL MADE ME FEEL GOOD.

50 ... ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?

HIGH FIVE!

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