Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th June 2002

Dilbert//4819, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 25th June 2002

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falling for robot human robo boss robot shallow compliments soulless machine

Official transcript

Roboboss and Alice are at dinner. Alice says, "Roboboss, can this relationship work? After all, I'm a human.."

Alice continues, "And you're a soulless machine designed to give shallow compliments to employees."

Roboboss says, "You're giving 110%."

Alice replies, "Stop.. don't make me love you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ROBOBOSS, CAN THIS RELATIONSHIP WORK?

AFTER ALL, I'M A HUMAN...

AND YOU'RE A SOULLESS MACHINE DESIGNED TO GIVE SHALLOW COMPLIMENTS TO EMPLOYEES.

YOU'RE GIVING 110%.

STOP DON'T MAKE ME LOVE YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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