Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th June 2002

Dilbert//4820, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 26th June 2002

Tags

improve morale evil director disgruntled guy fire guy misunderstood mixed signals

Official transcript

Catbert says to a meeting, "This survey will help us improve morale."

Dilbert turns to Catbert and says, "I misjudged you. I thought you were an evil director of H.R., but you care about morale."

Catbert and The Boss are looking reading the surveys. Catbert says, "When we fire this disgruntled guy, my morale will go way up."

The Boss giggles, "Hee Hee!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS SURVEY WILL HELP US IMPROVE MORALE.

I MISJUDGED YOU.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN EVIL DIRECTOR OF H.R., BUT YOU CARE ABOUT MORALE.

WHEN WE FIRE THIS DISGRUNTLED GUY, MY MORALE WILL GO WAY UP.

HEE HEE!

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