Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th June 2002

Dilbert//4822, first published 24 years ago on Friday 28th June 2002

Tags

battle of wills leave message call me ignores calls cubicles same office one cubicle over

Official transcript

Wally says to The Boss and Dilbert, "I'm in a battle of wills with a guy who lets all of his calls roll over to voicemail."

Wally continues, "I do that too, so all day long we trade messages saying, 'Call me,' and then we ignore the incoming calls."

The Boss suggests, "Maybe he's out of the office."

Wally responds, "No, I can hear him. He's one cube over from me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M IN A BATTLE OF WILLS WITH A GUY WHO LETS ALL OF HIS CALLS ROLL OVER TO VOICEMAIL.

I DO THAT TOO, 50 ALL DAY LONG WE TRADE MESSAGES SAYING "CALL ME," AND THEN WE IGNORE THE INCOMING CALLS.

MAYBE HE'S OUT OF THE OFFICE.

NO, I CAN HEAR HIM.

HE'S ONE CUBE OVER FROM ME.

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