Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th June 2002

Dilbert//4823, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 29th June 2002

Tags

act as boss imitates her boss alice funny faces makes hair pointy

Official transcript

The Boss says to Alice, "Alice, you should act as if you're your own boss."

Alice replies, "Okay."

Alice grabs her hair into two sections and says, "My hair is pointy and I'm confused. Suddenly I have no respect for myself."

Alice looks dazed. She slumps in her chair and says, "Must...golf... now."

The Boss responds, "That is so-o-o not funny."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, YOU SHOULD ACT AS IF YOU'RE YOUR OWN BOSS.

OKAY.

MY HAIR IS POINTY AND I'M CONFUSED.

SUDDENLY I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MYSELF.

MUST GOLF...

NOW.

THAT IS 50-0-0 NOT FUNNY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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