Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd July 2002

Dilbert//4827, first published 24 years ago on Wednesday 3rd July 2002

Tags

coffee with boss one hour quality time rather staple skunk snarky remarks cutting insulting

Official transcript

The Boss says to Carol, "I call my idea 'Coffee with the Boss.' Each employee will get one hour of quality time with me."

Carol responds, "I'd rather staple a skunk to my forehead and go to a trade show for banjo makers."

Carol continues, "And yet, it's still better than working, so count me in."

The Boss replies, "That's the spirit!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CALL MY IDEA "COFFEE WITH THE BOSS." EACH EMPLOYEE WILL GET ONE HOUR OF QUALITY TIME WITH ME.

I'D RATHER STAPLE A SKUNK TO MY FOREHEAD AND GO TO A TRADE SHOW FOR BANJO MAKERS.

AND YET, IT'S STILL BETTER THAN WORKING, SO COUNT ME IN.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

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