Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th July 2002

Dilbert//4828, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 4th July 2002

Tags

coffee with the boss meeting feel free don't hold back squeaky chair ungrateful wretch name calling business

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "You're the first employee for my 'Coffee with the Boss' program."

The Boss continues, "Feel free to say whatever is on your mind. Don't hold back. Give it to me straight."

Dilbert says, "My chair has a squeak."

The Boss yells, "You ungrateful whiny wretch!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE THE FIRST EMPLOYEE FOR MY "COFFEE WITH THE BOSS" PROGRAM.

FEEL FREE TO SAY WHATEVER IS ON YOUR MIND. DON'T HOLD BACK. GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT MY CHAIR HAS A SQUEAK.

YOU UNGRATEFUL WHINY WRETCH!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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