Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th July 2002

Dilbert//4829, first published 24 years ago on Friday 5th July 2002

Tags

improve morale want drinking enough coffee meetings never leave table

Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally, "I'm having these coffee meetings to find out how I can improve morale."

Wally responds, "My only problem was that I wasn't drinking enough coffee with you. So now I'm good, thanks."

Wally continues, "Promise me you'll never leave this table. I can't go back to the way things were."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M HAVING THESE COFFEE MEETINGS TO FIND OUT HOW I CAN IMPROVE MORALE.

MY ONLY PROBLEM WAS THAT I WASN'T DRINKING ENOUGH COFFEE WITH YOU.

SO NOW I'M GOOD, THANKS.

PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS TABLE. I CAN'T GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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