Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th July 2002

Dilbert//4836, first published 24 years ago on Friday 12th July 2002

Tags

temporary boss revamp project staus color codes confess only one idea emabrrassing

Official transcript

Wally addresses a meeting, "My first act as temporary boss is revamping our project status color codes."

Wally points to a slide and says, "Red, yellow, and green will be replaced by white, off-white, and eggshell."

Wally continues, "I have to confess, it was embarrassing to realize I only have one idea."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY FIRST ACT AS TEMPORARY BOSS IS REVAMPING OUR PROJECT STATUS COLOR CODES.

RED, YELLOW AND GREEN WILL BE REPLACED BY WHITE, OFF-WHITE AND EGGSHELL.

I HAVE TO CONFESS, IT WAS EMBARRASSING TO REALIZE I ONLY HAVE ONE IDEA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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