Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th July 2002

Dilbert//4837, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 13th July 2002

Tags

refreshed vacation for boss calm and relaxed burn clothes wally sat in chair cooty squad

Official transcript

The Boss walks back into his office and thinks, "I'm refreshed from my vacation."

The Boss sits in his chair and thinks, "I am calm and relaxed."

Carol says, "Wally sat in your chair."

The Boss' chair is being lifted out by members of the Cooty Squad. One of the Cooty Squad workers says to The Boss, "We'll have to burn your clothes too."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M REFRESHED FROM MY VACATION.

I AM CALM AND RELAXED WALLY SAT IN YOUR CHAIR.

WE'LL HAVE TO BURN YOUR CLOTHES TOO.

COOTY SQUAD

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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