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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th July 2002

Dilbert//4844, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 20th July 2002


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accountants are weasels defective dilmom make money sell t shirts selling defects wesel soup


Official transcript

Dilbert says to his mom, "Our accountants are weasels. They let us go bankrupt so they could sell T-shirts that say, 'I'm with bankrupt.'"

Dilbert's mom responds, "Didn't your company make all of its money selling products you know were defective?"

Dilbert replies, "Just stir your cauldron, mom."

Dilbert's mom says, "Ironically we're having weasel soup."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR ACCOUNTANTS ARE WEASELS. THEY LET US GO BANKRUPT SO THEY COULD SELL T-SHIRTS THAT SAY, "I'M WITH BANKRUPT." DIDN'T YOUR COMPANY MAKE ALL OF ITS MONEY SELLING PRODUCTS YOU KNEW WERE DEFECTIVE?

JUST STIR YOUR CAULDRON, .

IRONICALLY, WE'RE HAVING WEASEL SOUP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bankrupt Accountants"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a group of accountants who are weasels. They have declared bankruptcy and are now attempting to sell their t-shirts, which feature the slogan "I'm with Bankrupt." However, they face a challenge when they encounter a woman who is skeptical of their products due to their defective nature.

Key Elements:

  • The accountants' attempt to sell their t-shirts despite being bankrupt
  • The woman's skepticism about the products' quality
  • The accountants' use of humor to address the situation
  • The unexpected twist of the woman being a weasel, adding to the comedic tone of the strip

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